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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Guest Blog: Meet Cornelius (A.K.A. Corny / Corndog)

Meet Cornelius (A.K.A. Corny / Corndog)

Cornelius




Hi Corny tell us about yourself...

Corny: Well, I'm a Border Collie, Guess you could call me a tri-color Black and white with a bit of brown mixed in.

What do you like to do in your spare time?

Corny:  Ummm  I sleep alot when im bored, I like to play ball... you got a ball I can play with? Food is good! hey look a ball... wait that's not a ball thats a duck... ooo it squeeks!  yay!!!  *SQUEEK**SQUEEK**SQUEEK**SQUEEK**SQUEEK**SQUEEK**SQUEEK**SQUEEK**SQUEEK**SQUEEK**SQUEEK*!

Uh... Corny Tay appension....

Corny: uh ....ok. sorry.

So do you like to go for walks?

Corny: Oh yeah!  You got a leash? Lets go? Hey look a ball!  Oh wait... Walk cmon let's go...let's go!let's go!let's go!let's go!let's go!let's go!let's go!let's go!

Hold on buddy...  just a few more questions? 

Corny:  Ummmm ok....

How do you feel about cat's?

Corny: Oh... They're ok...  I like Cats.  Although there was one cat Katelyn,  She used to pick on me alot.

Ummm You're a dog and a big one at that... how does a 15 pound cat pick on you?

Corny:  You dunno Katelyn... She was mean.  And claws hurt!

So you just moved here from Portland right? 

Corny: Where's here?  I just know im not where I used to be at home.  bunches of little doggies here...  They Bark alot.

Did it take a long time to get here to Santa Fe?

Corny: It...took...FOREVER.  It was so cramped in the car with me and mom and Christy and Biscuit and Chronic.   But I was a good dog.  I let them know when I needed to go potty and behaved myself and I got treats (I..just...love...Cheezburgers!) OH And when we were in this place called denver a big red truck went by and was singing real loud it made my ears hurt so I sang back and I guess it hurt Biscuits ears too because he was singing too AWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo! You got a Cheezburger?

LOL no I don't but maybe later we can get one...

So how do you like it here

Corny:  Lot's of little doggies! and new Kitties...I like kitties.  Although they close me up now with the other doggies when they all go out and one of the little doggies took my bed and growls at me when I try to lay on it.  She's so mean...  But now theres a big yard I can go and explore...  I like to explore lots of new smells! Hey look a ball!  *NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM*

Hey Corny?

*NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM*

Corny?

*NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM**NOM*

Darnit...

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